Regular K

People find my site searching for the strangest things. Just to help them out, here’s the answers to many of their questions. I swear these are all real.

• is daryl brunt gay: There’s a rumour going around that his boyfriend was at the last taping of Canadian Idol. I have absolutely no proof of this claim though.
• kalan porter is he gay?: Probably not.
• kalan porter s new single single: Yes, his single is called Single. It’s all very clever. If you want to watch the video, go here.
• what is so postmodern about the comedy the office: The existential nature of the protagonists oppose meta-narratives formed around subcultural ideologies. …Actually, I don’t even know what that means - I just strung together a bunch of big words that postmoderns throw around.
• cheesiest song ever: As I stated in my post, Good Cheese, the cheesiest song ever is Diana DeGarmo’s I Believe.
• backstreet boys - incomplete - who sings what part: A.J. sings the verse. Nick sings the prechorus. Nick leads the chorus, while the Boys back him up. A.J. sings the bridge, with a bit of backup from the Boys. So, basically, Nick and A.J.
• i love my ipod button: I’m glad that you do.
• ryan harne gay?: No, I don’t think he’s gay either.
• things to do in vancouver on a saturday: There’s a lot of things to do. But I wouldn’t know, as I don’t get out enough.
• i need a video clip of the final moments on american idol where kelly sings her last line: You can find that right over here. You can also get finale photos here.
• britney i hate you but i love you: Er, go tell her yourself.
• is coffee fattening?: Anything that’s not straight up black coffee or espresso is fattening. Especially anything with whipped cream or syrups.
• how many lungs do humans normally have?: Um. That would be two.
• if you divide a person s weight in kilos by the square of that person s height in metres you get an index which is known by which three-word phrase: Body Mass Index.
• in which part of the body would you find the incus or anvil?: You’ll find them in the ear.
• how to make a popsicle bridge: You use lots of trusses. And lots of popsicle sticks. And glue.
• real songs from today that would relate to ophelia from hamlet: I dunno. I’m not well-versed on bands who write music about sexually frustrated, suicidal women who drown themselves in rivers.
• how to use gel: Squeeze some into your hands, then smear it in your hair. Trust me, it’s not that hard.
• speed of gravity?: 9.8 m/s² is the acceleration of gravity on Earth. Here’s a discussion on the speed of gravity, which is approximately the same as the speed of light.
• essay madonna and lil kim message in music: I don’t know for sure, but Madonna’s message is probably be something about Kabbalah, while Lil’ Kim’s is probably about avoiding being thrown in jail for a year and a day.
• does stacie orrico exist: Yes, she does.
• how do you make a layout?!??!: The first step is to stop using extraneous exclamation and question marks at the end of your sentences. Then, you use Photoshop to create or edit images. Then, fire up a text editor and write some sweet XHTML/CSS/JavaScript. Then, you make sure your XHTML is standards compliant.
• am i naked: It’s not a good sign if you’re asking this to a search engine.