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So, Pamela Anderson is a “singer” now.

Remember the catchy, boppy When You’re Gone by Bryan Adams and Mel C? Well, for Bryan Adams’ 25th anniversary anthology, they re-recorded the track using Pamela Anderson as the female voice instead. Although modern recording software is quite sophisticated, they clearly couldn’t even Pro Tools her voice to make it not sound nasally. She’s painfully sharp when she tries to hit high notes and embarrassingly flat at downward leaps. When she tries to hold a note, she ends up going sharp. Ironically, the part of the song where she sounds the worst is when she sings, “Oh, this is torture / This is pain / Feels like I’m gonna go insane”.