My Music 120 prof asks the strangest questions on exams.
Name one artist who records mediaeval or Renaissance music.
… What? We never studied that in class. I tried to think of some mention of mediaeval recording artists from class, but I couldn’t come up with anything. In the end, I put the Mediaeval Baebes because I remember Chrissy mentioning them one time.
Name the author of your textbook.
He asked this on one of the midterms as well.
Give the allegorical interpretation of: “Your breasts are like clusters of grapes.”
That made me blank for a while. When I came back to this question, I made up a bunch of crap about the fruit clusters being the Christians who are nourished with the milk of Christ. Which is kinda … weird. But I couldn’t think of anything else. Anyways…
Two finals down, two to go.
Simon and I watched Harry Potter at Paramount afterwards to commemorate the end of Music 120. I can’t believe this is the first Harry Potter movie I’ve seen. I really need to go back and watch the other three.
… why must you bring this back up…?
…. lets just never speak of this again…
WHAT HAPPENED TO JONNY GOT TOO TIRED MAKING CRAPPY MUSIC?!?!?!
and EL ME EE ME EE EL EE ?!?!?!?!
MAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaannnnnnnnnn
(same message I left on LJ but I figured you don’t get those since it’s that weird satilite thingy)
AHAHAA!! YES!! YES!! SEE? CHRISSY IS NOT USELESS!!
> Give the allegorical interpretation of: “Your breasts are like clusters of grapes.â€
I dunno, sounds kind of kinky to me. How about from the point of view of a breast-feeding child or a Japanese man with a lactating breast fetish? (I’ve read some pretty wacky Japanese news articles.)
But hey don’t mind me; I got killed by my ling exam this morning, and now I really don’t want to study for my Eosc exam tomorrow at noon.
OR, how about
breast -> chest,
chest -> treasure chest -> trunk,
trunk -> elephant,
elephant -> animal,
and then
grapes -> fruit,
fruit -> fruitcake,
fruitcake -> human male,
human male -> animal
That’s a little bit odd, too, and kind of like some sort of weird proof.